1. lingvonil:

    fighteous:

    Now that’s how you do a broken gif.

    THIS IS FUCKING DEMONIC

    (Source: feathersalwaysmakepplattractive, via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  3. spectr0-magic:

    words to live by

    (Source: 2000ish, via camerondallas)

     
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  7. themadfangirl:

    strivingking:

    When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

    image

    I thought it was going to be a sympathetic pat on the back, but nOPE.  Get the fuck up and keep playing, goddamn it.

    (via nerd0sexual)

     
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  9. kaptainferret:

    queergh0st:

    sarahseemssilly:

    theycallmethemoose:

    everkings:

    gildatheplant:

    pragtastic:

    fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

    leomoriat:

    poesdaughter:

    Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

    Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

    90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

    Are we not going to mention Jesus?

    Nailed it.

    *wheeze* 

    Oh my god.

    Nailed it.

    and like, outside the bible, in the real world, where born kids die and are even ACTUALLY murdered every day

    "do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?"

    is one of the best arguments

    (Source: atheismblog, via nerd0sexual)

     
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  11. oheska:

    so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

    "you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

    and i was like

    "ill get my boyfriend to do it"

    and thats how i came out to my mom

    (Source: southwatertribe, via nerd0sexual)

     
  12. bbygrrll:

    got that sweet dank dank

    (via lamestlatina)

     
  13. cheese3d:

    i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

    (via scottsonnier)

     
  14. Shower Selfie!

     

  15. Anonymous said: You're hot

    Thank you boo